a couple of funnies

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Thursday, 17-Mar-2005 11:55:27

> > Moses and his flock arrive at the sea, with the Egyptians in hot
pursuit. Moses calls
> > a staff meeting.
> > Moses: Well, how are we going to get across the sea? We need a fast
> > solution. The Egyptians are close behind us.
> > The General of the Armies: Normally, I'd recommend that we build a
pontoon bridge to
> > carry us across. But there's not enough time - the Egyptians are too
close.
> > The Admiral of the Navy: Normally, I'd recommend that we build barges to
> > carry us across. But time is too short.
> > Moses: Does anyone have a solution?
> > Just then, his Public Relations man raises his hand.
> > Moses: You! You have a solution?
> > The PR Man: No, but I can promise you this: If you can find a way out of
> > this one, I can get you two or three pages in the Old Testament!
> >
> > A woman walks into a vet's waiting room. She's dragging a wet rabbit on
a leash.
> > The rabbit does not want to be there.
> > "Sit, Fluffy," she says.
> > Fluffy glares at her, and sopping wet, jumps up on another customer's
lap, getting
> > water all over him.
> > "I said sit, now there's a good Fluffy," says the woman, slightly
> > embarrassed.
> > Fluffy, wet already, squats in the middle of the room and goes to the
> > bathroom.
> > The woman, mortally embarrassed, shouts, "Fluffy, will you be good?!"
> > Fluffy then starts a fight with a Doberman and pursues it out of the
office. As the
> > woman leaves to go after it, she turns to the rest of the
> > flabbergasted customers and says:
> > "Pardon me, I've just washed my hare, and can't do a thing with it!"

Post 2 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Thursday, 17-Mar-2005 12:44:16

Crazy! Or maybe its the drink ..lol!

Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 09-Apr-2005 19:43:45

pretty good.